I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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