gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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