no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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