therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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