My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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