My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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