he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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