Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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