Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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