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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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