Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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