GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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