girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
