i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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