I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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