I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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