So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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