hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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