so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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