If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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