how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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