the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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