My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
