her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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