i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
