these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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