i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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