I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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