I love black thongs
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
MIDGETS
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I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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