He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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