piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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