I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
