i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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