You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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