I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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