doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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