I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
it's great music for shaving your balls
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
And then he peed in my hair
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