Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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