he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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