she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Someone shit on the floor
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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