we have officially lost it.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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