SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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