My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i believe in u and ur pee
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..