He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium