is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday