HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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