A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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