I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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