I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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