tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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