My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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