ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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