Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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