Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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