he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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