She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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