when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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