I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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