Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Randomize
